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Dealing With A Diva
A number of years after he had worked on a film with a glamorous movie star, a certain cinematographer was asked to work with her again.
The diva was not at all pleased with the results. "In the first film we did together I looked radiantly beautiful, and this time I look like a hag," she complained bitterly.
"Perhaps, Madame," suggested the cinematographer tactfully, "it has something to do with fact that I was eight years younger then."
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My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, and I did...
But she didn't tell me to put tags on them, so I think I'm in trouble again.
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