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Pet Names
"Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son.
"Bob," he said.
"And what's your cat's name?"
"Bob."
"Well, how do you keep them straight?" I asked.
"Well, one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker," the boy answered.
"Go ahead and tell him your rabbit's name," his father suggested.
The kid smiled and said... "Dennis Hopper."
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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Adventure Elf
Frank and his penguin pals have raided Santa's sleigh, mistaking the shiny wrapped gifts for giant cans of tuna (what bird-brains). Your objective is to navigate Oliver the Elf through the city of Kringleville and chase down those penguins to reclaim the stolen loot.
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