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How To Start Your Day With Positive Outlook
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you,
"Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes,"
and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?
(Thanks Dick)
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