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Cave-in?
While sightseeing in Kentucky, we stopped to take a tour of Mammoth Cave.
A visitor in our group, looking up at the huge domed ceiling, asked the guide, "Has there ever been a cave-in?"
"Never." he reassured us.
"But if it did, look on the bright side. Where else could you get buried for $2.50?"
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"The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the 'comb-over,' which is when the man grows the hair on one side of his head very long and combs it across the bald area, creating an effect that looks...from the top...like an egg in the grasp of a large tropical spider." -- Dave Barry
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Braving the Elements
You may think you have it tough, but Bob has a real adventure ahead of him. You must help Bob make it through the city, climbing stairs, dodging slippery ice, and jumping from building to building. Watch out for the crazed crows, nutty squirrels and mad dogs!
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