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Live Ammunition
We were using live ammunition during maneuvers in Germany when a phosphorus flare fell short, coming perilously close to me and some of my buddies. We did what most people would do under such circumstances: We ran for our lives.
"Get back to your weapons!" shouted the officer in charge. "Why are you men running?"
As one private ran past him, he answered, "Because we can't fly, Sir."
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When a fully-loaded tractor-trailer overturned near our small city, the local newspaper ran a photo of the rig and 48,000 pounds of lumber strewn across the roadway. The caption read: "How much wood can a wood truck chuck?"
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