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The Day After Christmas
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco.
The pastor of the church was looking over the creche when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.
He hurried outside and saw Little Johnny with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus.
So he walked up to Little Johnny and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?"
Little Johnny replied, "I got Him at church."
"And why did you take Him?" asked the pastor.
Little Johnny said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it, and that's what I'm doing."
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My daughter-in-law asked my Grandson if he had seen Santa Claus Christmas Eve.
Lil' Jimmy said, "No, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toe on the sofa."
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