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Doggie Breath
Because our large Collie, Felix, travels with us in the car, his head between us from the back seat, my husband and I gave him sugarless mints to sweeten his doggy breath. Soon he developed a taste for them.
One day while my husband and I were out in the country, we let Felix run off leash. He began wandering away.
I yelled for him to stop, stay, come. He ignored me and kept running.
Finally, unable to think of anything else, I shouted, "Who wants a breath mint?" He stopped dead in his tracks.
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Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. - Snoopy
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Fowl Words
A new barnyard game between you and seven hens. Each hen bears a letter that you must use to spell as many words as you can before time runs out. Watch the hens drop eggs and then catch their expressions when you shoot the eggs back. A fun game for the whole family!
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