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Practice
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings.
They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him.
But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
"Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice.
"You folks need all the practice you can get."
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Eternity is two people and a twenty-five lb. roast turkey.
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