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Wimp
Kurt dread going to the dentist. Once, to ease his tension, Kurt listed his middle name as "Wimp."
Rose, the hygienist read it, laughed and assured him that many patients felt the same way.
Half an hour later, Rose came into the waiting room. Looking directly at Kurt, she said, smiling, "The doctor will now see the "Wimp."
Three other people got up with him.
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"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
[ Play a quick game! ]
HangARoo v2.0
A classic game we all played as kids - Hang Man - has undergone a major face lift with NCBuy's slick HangARoo. The object is simple ... guess the phrases by selecting letters from the alphabet to fill in the slots. If you make too many errors, you know what happens next - the cute Kangaroo will be earning his wings. Luckily, even if you do send the 'roo to the outback in the sky, you won't feel too guilty. His quick wit and smart tongue will sometimes have you begging to kill him off.
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