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Cats
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." -- Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
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"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible." - Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
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