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How Would I Know?
Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini marts to get myself a cup of freshly-brewed coffee.
When I picked up the pot, I could not help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick.
"How old is the coffee you have here?" I asked the woman who was standing behind the store counter.
She shrugged. "Don't know. Been workin' here only two weeks."
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