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A Little Assistance
While visiting the Atlanta area, I walked through a lovely park with a wide path where people could jog, run their dogs or ride trail bikes.
As I descended a hill, I saw a woman coming toward me, pushing a stroller with two toddlers in it.
"We're coming to a hill," the mother announced to her children, "so you'll have to help me -- are you ready?"
I wondered how the little ones could be of assistance, but as I passed by I heard them earnestly repeating their encouragement: "I think I can, I think I can..."
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A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi. Before I knew it, right after that I won a $250,000 house, so naturally I built it on my new land. Last week, I won enough money in the lottery to quit my job and move down there for good. And just last night, as sat on my new porch watching the rain and listening to the thunder, it all started to sink in.
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TI-Collide
Welcome to the world of TI-Collide, where you will find yourself frantically trying to keep the growing walls from colliding! Let a cube enter the TI-Zone, and watch it become demagnetized and shoot back and forth across the game field. How many rounds can you complete before you lose control and collide?
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