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Boy, Are You In Trouble
It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him.
The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, Boy, are you in trouble? I'm a lawyer!
The driver looked out his window and said, No, you're in trouble. I'm a judge.
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While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash.
A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes.
Suddenly, I felt a stinging pain in my hand.
There was a small cut from the scattered debris.
I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.
"What happened?" he asked.
"Attacked by a flying saucer," I replied.
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