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I'm Not That Old!
Jeff picked Patricia up from work one afternoon, and she seemed irritated.
Patricia confessed that the day hadn't gone well, and on top of everything else, a young customer had addressed her as "Ma'am."
"I'm not that old!" Patricia insisted. "I deserve more respect."
Patricia vented the whole way home while hitting the scan button on the radio.
Finally Jeff asked, "What are you looking for?"
Patricia replied, "The oldies station."
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
"I know" said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
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