| Home |
|
|
|
| Hooverdog.com : Good Joke : Shoplifter |
|
|
|
||||
[Previous Joke: "Ten Commandments"] [Main Index] [Next Joke: "Daddy Knew!"]
Shoplifter
I was at the store the other day when the manager nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the
office when the shoplifter broke away and tried to run.
After a scuffle, the manager pinned the guy against the wall. He looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.
"It's ok, folks, everything's fine," he reassured them. "This guy just tried going through the express line with more than nine items."
===============
The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m.
Please use the back door.
[ Play a quick game! ]
Balloon Pop Word Game
Plays like the classic word game Hangman, but with a very funny twist. Alot of fun!
Copyright Hooverdog.com 2003