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Big Bills
A woman came up to the teller's window at the bank where I work.
I noticed that she looked dejected, and asked how I could help.
The customer said she needed to withdraw $500 from her savings account.
As I reached for the money in my drawer, I wondered if she wanted large denomination bills, so I asked, "Big bills?"
"No," she said, shaking her head. "It's the IRS."
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