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Powerful Decision
My wife and I stood surrounded by a large assortment of carpet samples that a saleswoman had brought to our home.
Despite her patient suggestions, we were unable to decide which would be the most suitable for our family room.
As we continued to stare, our 14-year-old cat strolled into the room. She took in the display, walked up to a swatch, settled herself comfortably upon it and began to purr.
Our decision was immediate and unanimous.
(Robert Reynolds)
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. -- Ogden Nash
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Adventure Elf
Frank and his penguin pals have raided Santa's sleigh, mistaking the shiny wrapped gifts for giant cans of tuna (what bird-brains). Your objective is to navigate Oliver the Elf through the city of Kringleville and chase down those penguins to reclaim the stolen loot.
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