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Astronomy Conversation
One of NASA's finest astronomers decided to take a break from his nightly staring at the stars, and decided to go out and do some staring at other heavenly bodies.
He went out to the local bar and was enjoying his drink when he was lucky enough to have a gorgeous blonde in a skimpy little outfit sits next to him and strike up conversation. Everything was going really well and they were actually discussing astronomy!
After a brief pause in the conversation, the blonde said, "I can see how astronomers figure out the distance of stars and their size and temperatures and all that. But there's one thing I can't figure out."
"What's that?" the astronomer asked.
"How do you find out what the stars' names are?"
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