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Is It Night?
A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.
"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire in the building across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."
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As Benjamin Franklin so aptly put it, in one of his pithy maxims: 'If a man be organized, then that man be a lot more organized than the man whom do not be as organized as the first man I was talking about earlier in this maxim.' Or words to that effect. I have the exact quote around here somewhere." -- Dave Barry
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