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Better A Funny Hat
A short obese woman bought a new hat that featured a flaming red flower on a six-inch stem.
One of her friends finally mustered up enough courage to suggest that the hat was not becoming to her.
"Heavens, I know that," replied the woman cheerily, "but when I meet people on the street, I'd rather have them say, "Look at that funny hat,' than 'Look at that funny fat woman.'"
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