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Getting Up There!
When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel.
As part of her preparations, she went to see her doctor to get all of her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him a litany of complaints -- this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc.
He responded, "Mrs. Siegel, you have to expect things to start deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to 100?"
The grandmother looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's 99."
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. -- Steven Wright
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