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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF . . . . . . . .
You're saving up to "gravel" your driveway.
There were dogs in the church on your wedding day.
You think the police can't see you because your truck is painted camouflage.
Your trash collector isn't sure about what stays and what goes.
The deer head over your fireplace is wearing your Mardi Gras beads.
Your wife's laundry basket used to be a grocery cart.
Your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee.
The local blood mobile truck is an ice cream truck on weekends.
You think Thunderbird is an acceptable wine choice with a bean burrito.
You're driving a vehicle with no original body parts.
Winn-Dixie catered your wedding.
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
The fireworks stand gives you a volume discount.
You use White-Out to do a French manicure.
You're the only one with grandchildren at your ten-year reunion.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. -- Bill Cosby
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