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"I was getting ready for my part time job. I put on my huge, pink maternity dress, a little lipstick, and curled my waist length blonde hair.
I was ready. I began to lumber my way downstairs when I noticed my youngest at the bottom, staring up at me with adoring eyes.
'Oh, Mommy!' she said, 'You look so beautiful! You look just like Miss Piggy!'"
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"When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus. -- Brian Auten
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