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New Cabinets
Jolene had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance.
She went to visit her Mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed.
A few days later a neighbor came over to visit and after admiring the new cabinets, the neighbor added, "All of us were so glad that the fire your husband had while you were gone was confined to the kitchen."
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Some men actually enjoy changing diapers and doing late night feedings. We must get to these men and talk sense into them before they ruin everything. -- Alan Thicke
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HangARoo v2.0
A classic game we all played as kids - Hang Man - has undergone a major face lift with NCBuy's slick HangARoo. The object is simple ... guess the phrases by selecting letters from the alphabet to fill in the slots. If you make too many errors, you know what happens next - the cute Kangaroo will be earning his wings. Luckily, even if you do send the 'roo to the outback in the sky, you won't feel too guilty. His quick wit and smart tongue will sometimes have you begging to kill him off.
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