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What Was Your Annual Salary?
A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates.
The Angel explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords and con artists have managed to slip into Heaven without being detected.
He queries the first candidate:
"What was your annual salary, and what was your profession?
"I made $150,000 as an Attorney" comes the reply.
"You may enter" says the Angel.
Second candidate, same question.
"I made $95,000, I was a realtor."
He is also permitted to enter.
Now it is the third man's turn.
"My annual salary was $175."
"Cool!" replies the Angel, "and what ezine did you publish?"
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