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Wise Advice From Kids
Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored. - Elissa, 9
Good food always comes with a toy. - Ryan, 6
Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't mean you should. - Juaquim, 7
Don't dry the dog in the microwave. - Brittany, 5
Never ask dad about his "other" friend. - Nippun, 10
If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy. - Daniel, 7
You can't eat soup with a fork. - Mel, 4
Don't pick your nose when you're finger-painting. - Xiang, 8
Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet. - b, 11
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