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Not Just Yet
Father Sullivan was ministering to a man on his deathbed. "Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan.
"No," said the dying man.
"I say, renounce the devil and his works!"
"No," the man repeats.
"And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Sullivan.
"Because," said the dying man, "I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start annoying anybody."
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I don't mind that my grandson is earning more than I did on my first job. What disturbs me is he's just seven and it's his allowance!
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