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Thirteen!

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in.

Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!

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I was cooking pancakes for my husband but used too much flour & they turned out a bit heavy. After we had eaten those left over were being thrown away by my husband when I stopped him as I wanted to feed them to the birds.

"Don't," my husband said. "They will not be able to fly!"

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