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What Did They Say?
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"
"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."
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One day my brother's wife went shopping and left him in charge of their 3 year-old daughter. As he was watching the football game, his daughter was playing "tea party" and she was bringing him little cups of water to drink. He would drink the "pretend tea" telling her it was really good. It wasn't until the third quarter of the football game that my brother realized that she was too young to reach the faucet in the bathroom from which she was bringing the water.
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