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Double Negative
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
"In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive.
In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative". "
However", the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up. "Yeah, right."
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