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Coffee Exercise
I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous.
I asked him, "Why don't you quit drinking coffee?"
He replied, "Because if I didn't have the shakes, I wouldn't get any exercise at all."
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