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Eye Surgery
While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk.
"Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down.
"I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?"
"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly."
"I think" explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns (1896-1996) American actor, author, comedian, vaudevillian
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