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Things Cats Must Try To Remember!
Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.
If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry.
If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.
Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.
The canned cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.
It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee.
I am a neutered cat, not a peacock, and prancing around with my tail fluffed up will not make my "hardware" grow back.
If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.
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