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Door-to-Door Salesman
A sales company has particular trouble selling Bibles in their location. They are always looking for someone to break through to their market and make a real difference.
One day, a man comes in with a job application and says, "I-I-I-I'd l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-b-b-b-be a B-B-B-Bible salesman, s-s-s-sir."
Initially, he doesn't want to give the job to this man, but his conscience got the better of him. He decided to try him out.
After three weeks, the manager is looking at the sales figures and realizes that the new guy is selling the most copies. Amazed, he calls him in to his office.
"You've only worked here for three weeks and you've already sold more copies than anyone else here! How do you do it?"
"W-w-w-w-w-well, I g-g-g-go up t-t-t-t-to th-the d-d-d-door and-d- d I-I--I s-s-s-say, w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-b-buy a c-c-copy o-o-of th-th-th-the B-B-B-Bible, or w-w-w- w-w-would y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-like m-m-me t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-read it t-t-t- t-t-to y-y-y-you?"
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A 48-year-old Slovenian man who was refused an appointment with a psychiatrist at a hospital in Izola drove his car through the hospital's glass doors and down the corridor, stopping at the reception desk to demand that he see a psychiatrist.
When questioned by police as to why he did this, he rather expectedly replied, "I don't know - that's why I'm here." -- "Bonehead Of The Day Award at http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com"
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