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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
THE STYLE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
LOVE
Men always want to be a women's first love.
Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.
To women, love is an occupation.
To men a preoccupation.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
While a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage.
HUSBANDS
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-no use two people remembering the same thing.
WIVES
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.
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