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Chocolate chip cookies
An old man was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies better than anything in the world.
With his last bit of energy he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor to the stairs. Down the stairs and into the kitchen.
There his wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. As he reached for one, SMACK across the back of the hand his wife hit him with a spoon.
"Leave them alone, they are for the funeral!"
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