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First Time Deer Hunter
After years of nagging, the wife was finally going deer hunting with her husband.
"I'll drop you off here and go park the car. Don't get into trouble". says her husband.
He drove the car down the road and parked it. Walking back he could hear a heated argument between his wife and some man.
"It's my deer. I shot it!" he could hear his wife shouting. The man's voice kept insisting.... "That's not your deer, lady"
The husband started walking faster. His wife said "It is TOO my deer. I shot it and it's mine."
"No it's not" said the man.
The argument got louder and louder with his wife shouting about her killing her first deer.
Finally, the weary voice of the man was heard admitting defeat.
"Okay, lady, it's YOUR deer. Just let me get the saddle off it.........."
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