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The King's English
The new high school teacher had been born and raised in the North but was now teaching in Georgia.
Because she was having difficulty understanding her students' accents, she said to one girl, "I do wish you Southerners would speak English!"
"We do," she replied.
"Well, it's not the King's English," the teacher protested.
"Sure it is," the student said. "Elvis was a Southerner."
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As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses. "I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first. Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad." The third confessed, "I rarely wear mine -- except when I want to see."
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