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Cold Hard Cash
A woman's husband asked her what she wanted for her birthday.
She thought for a moment and said, "This year I just want cold, hard cash for a change."
The following day her husband filled her request.
He put $20 in nickels, dimes and quarters into a quart jar, then filled it with water and placed it in the freezer.
On her birthday he handed his wife a solidly frozen bottle of change.
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