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Snorkeling
For our 20th anniversary my husband and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling.
After an hour in the water, everyone got back on the boat, except for me and one handsome young man.
As I continued my underwater exploring, I noticed that everywhere I swam, he swam. I snorkeled for another 40 minutes. So did he.
I felt very flattered and, as I took off my fins, I asked him coyly why he had stayed in the water for so long.
"I'm the lifeguard," he replied matter-of-factly.
"I couldn't get out until you did."
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